Who said it: Batman or MacGyver?

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Batman and MacGyver were both intelligent and crafty. While we'll never see a crossover, these two could've been the best of friends in our minds. What would their conversations be like? Probably insightful and... a little hilarious.
Can you tell who said these lines? Good luck!
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Who said it: "Nothing's sacred to those devils."
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Who said it: "If I had some duct tape, I could fix that."
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Who said it: "I know, I know. Keep the expenses down and don't get killed."
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Who said it: "The miserable weakling. He fainted dead away."
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Who said it: "Look at this pair of joking riddles."
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Who said it: "Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right."
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Who said it: "Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win."
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Who said it: "It's a low neighborhood, full of rumpots. They're used to curious sights, which they attribute to alcoholic delusions."
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Who said it: "Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that."
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Who said it: "Drive carefully. Good luck! Good hunting!"