What would you do as Batman's unhinged temporary sidekick?

By: H&I Staff     Posted: January 23, 2024, 3:04PM
Let's say you're on vacation in Gotham, and you get a phone call from none other than Batman. He informs you that Robin is also on vacation and needs you to fill in as his sidekick for a day. You can't tell Batman no—he's BATMAN! So, you agree to stand by his side and help him defeat villains for a day.

Here's the catch: you're inexperienced as a sidekick and make bad decisions. For this quiz, choose what you'll do (or how you'd react) and see how similar your choices are to others.  

Sidenote: None of these situations happened in the 1966 series; they're made up and meant for fun! Also, please remember you're an unhinged sidekick! So, the answer choices will be a little bit crazy.

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  1. Firstly, you have to use an alias to hide your identity. Choose from the four options below. PS: Remember, you're unhinged. You don't actually have these powers; you made it up!
  2. You see these balloons as you walk to meet Batman at a secret location. You overhear that once the balloons explode, they'll release sleeping gas. What would you do?
  3. It's the Joker's birthday! Everyone in Gotham is invited to his party, well, except Batman. As you arrive, you notice people running out of the Joker's residence, screaming for help when the villain's accomplices showcase lasers. What would you do?
  4. Batman was lured into this dark, dusty location by Catwoman. She allowed you to convince her to release the hero. Yet, instead you say:
  5. Batman went to get groceries for a Gotham resident, scared to go outside. He specifically told you not to play with his specially-made color bombs. Since you're unhinged, you throw one to see its color. Batman comes home and sees this! What would you say?
  6. You and Batman are fighting the Joker and his crew. Someone throws a shoe at you, so Batman swings on a rope and kicks them on their back. As the villain's accomplice lies on the ground, you say:
  7. Egghead is on a mission to steal every egg in Gotham. Batman sends you to stop him while he's at the grocery store. You see him load carts of stolen eggs in a grocery basket when you get there. What would you do?
  8. Well, it's the end of the day, and Robin is expected to return from vacation tomorrow. Batman says you should stick to your day job but appreciates your help. How would you respond?
What would you do as Batman's unhinged temporary sidekick?

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